unicorn bred in a maze. i like these things on tumblr and living in melbourne.Tumblr (3.0; @craig)http://craig.tumblr.com/<img src="http://21.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktuldeqQiE1qz4tu8o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>i stopped checking in and he turned into a band. should’ve seen it coming.</p>http://craig.tumblr.com/post/261425221http://craig.tumblr.com/post/261425221Sun, 29 Nov 2009 12:56:01 +1100<img src="http://9.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktuj2obvgH1qz4tu8o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jethro_Tull_(band)#Timeline">you’ll never understand flute-rock</a></p>http://craig.tumblr.com/post/261373046http://craig.tumblr.com/post/261373046Sun, 29 Nov 2009 12:06:00 +1100<img src="http://6.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktuh90H3Xy1qz4tu8o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>it’s been a while. move the crowd.</p>http://craig.tumblr.com/post/261331459http://craig.tumblr.com/post/261331459Sun, 29 Nov 2009 11:27:00 +1100nostalgia<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://craig.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/261269953/tumblr_ktueg8EtDU1qz4tu8&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p>britney spears</p>http://craig.tumblr.com/post/261269953http://craig.tumblr.com/post/261269953Sun, 29 Nov 2009 10:26:32 +1100reject<a href="http://bohemea.tumblr.com/post/260593232">cool overreaction </a>http://craig.tumblr.com/post/260598763http://craig.tumblr.com/post/260598763Sat, 28 Nov 2009 20:59:51 +1100defensiveprobably didn't mean it that way“how good is it when she spills big m all on her tits??”<br/><br/> - <em><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOHuyy-lubk">BIG M 1976 AUSTRALIAN AD</a></em>http://craig.tumblr.com/post/259938269http://craig.tumblr.com/post/259938269Sat, 28 Nov 2009 09:47:06 +1100when youtube comments turn good<img src="http://7.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktrgnxFhS91qz4tu8o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>atom smasher</p>http://craig.tumblr.com/post/259321758http://craig.tumblr.com/post/259321758Fri, 27 Nov 2009 20:21:33 +1100ill n noy<p><a href="http://cankerbloxxom.tumblr.com/post/259276333/hey-jb-i-know-you-love-stickers-and-all-but-your-sticky" class="tumblr_blog">cankerbloxxom</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://heuteund.tumblr.com/post/258690138">heuteund</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>(via <a href="http://deeza.tumblr.com/">deeza</a>)</p> <p>This. This kills me on the inside.</p> </blockquote> </blockquote> <p>no one told you guys about toothpaste? is this your first cd purchase or what?</p>http://craig.tumblr.com/post/259317217http://craig.tumblr.com/post/259317217Fri, 27 Nov 2009 20:14:00 +1100gi joe<img src="http://14.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktrbyxab681qz4tu8o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>my left thumb</p>http://craig.tumblr.com/post/259253873http://craig.tumblr.com/post/259253873Fri, 27 Nov 2009 18:40:09 +1100identity theft<img src="http://8.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktqw3sF5Q11qz4tu8o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>jareth is so highschool.</p>http://craig.tumblr.com/post/258913669http://craig.tumblr.com/post/258913669Fri, 27 Nov 2009 12:57:28 +1100bowie rudeness<img src="http://14.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktqomkEaPg1qz4tu8o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>shit what happens if i roll a zero?</p>http://craig.tumblr.com/post/258768318http://craig.tumblr.com/post/258768318Fri, 27 Nov 2009 10:15:56 +1100<img src="http://21.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktqnadPUZS1qz4tu8o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>the larger hole in 7” records; <i>what do you call them and the plastic plugs that fill em?</i> i can’t find any of mine and i want ones shaped like breasts like on the Baby Got Back film clip. ?<br/> edit: oh wait; those were big butt adapters. i’m still into that.</p>http://craig.tumblr.com/post/258743054http://craig.tumblr.com/post/258743054Fri, 27 Nov 2009 09:47:00 +1100xmas<img src="http://9.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktq23gMvxO1qzca7mo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://planettampon.tumblr.com/post/258719445" class="tumblr_blog">planettampon</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>via <a href="http://xochk.tumblr.com/">xochk</a></p></blockquote> <p>this show used to be a lot funnier.</p>http://craig.tumblr.com/post/258728217http://craig.tumblr.com/post/258728217Fri, 27 Nov 2009 09:30:18 +1100<p>Princess Highway Jeans</p>http://craig.tumblr.com/post/258227702http://craig.tumblr.com/post/258227702Fri, 27 Nov 2009 00:15:05 +1100oh manwhat a fagdon't reblog<img src="http://13.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktnpefurDe1qz4tu8o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>ASCII Art Farts - via @starsnostars</p>http://craig.tumblr.com/post/256729374http://craig.tumblr.com/post/256729374Wed, 25 Nov 2009 19:39:51 +1100hehe. fart<img src="http://16.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktnkykpEIc1qz4tu8o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>i found my old microscope set which came with a test subject.</p>http://craig.tumblr.com/post/256654934http://craig.tumblr.com/post/256654934Wed, 25 Nov 2009 18:03:56 +1100mr locust<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://craig.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/256553883/tumblr_ktng44Rvcw1qz4cpz&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p><a href="http://litter.tumblr.com/post/256550140/dead-kennedys-too-drunk-to-fuck-also-see" class="tumblr_blog">litter</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><b>Dead Kennedys - Too Drunk To Fuck</b></p> <p>Also see Barstool Mountain’s <a href="http://barstoolmountain.blogspot.com/2007/05/top-100-drinking-songs.html">top 100 drinking songs</a> of all time.</p> </blockquote> <p>now i’ve got diarrhea!! good list. </p>http://craig.tumblr.com/post/256553883http://craig.tumblr.com/post/256553883Wed, 25 Nov 2009 16:22:27 +1100i can still count how many times i've lost my pants on ONE hand.<img src="http://8.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktng3iskcR1qz4tu8o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><i>look at this fucking piece of mathematical archeology. </i></p> <p>no matter how many times i move, i will never get rid of this. i haven’t used a compass since primary school; but can i throw this out? no way. it is, however, branded with MAPED and that’s one letter away from raped. or an abbreviation for midget rape.</p>http://craig.tumblr.com/post/256549738http://craig.tumblr.com/post/256549738Wed, 25 Nov 2009 16:18:54 +1100useless<p><b>i want</b> superduper vinyl shrinker<br/> serving suggestion: 12” to 20c and 7” to 5c</p>http://craig.tumblr.com/post/256542996http://craig.tumblr.com/post/256542996Wed, 25 Nov 2009 16:13:01 +1100invent please<img src="http://10.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktnf4wNspS1qz4tu8o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>i need an old computer nearby.</p>http://craig.tumblr.com/post/256526432http://craig.tumblr.com/post/256526432Wed, 25 Nov 2009 15:58:08 +11003.5