unicorn bred in a maze. i like these things on tumblr and living in melbourne.

richie begs us to watch Der Kommissar every time we’re super drunk and it’s always super worth it.

p.s. wordboner.com
crumb on picasso

crumb on picasso

oh, someone bought my album.

oh, someone bought my album.

from another Craig Childs via email:

“Hello from someone who shares your name, an awestruck author on the other side of the planet. In response to your photo, I’ve written my name and yours, too, on the palm of my hand tonight. This is no request for a response, just a perpetual question mark strapped to a rocket and sent flying across the globe. Keep the question moving as long as you like.”

After Googling his email, I’ve discovered this is actually the very well known author of House of Rain. I’m familiar with him because I used to care a little about how high I featured in search results of our name.

I’d thought maybe Craig was a bit of daffodil since he wore a goatee, but after reading his random email to me I’m happier in knowing he’s as vague as I am.

i wanna fuck in a pile of glitter.
my arts and craft side
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he’s a whore off big black’s songs about fucking.

this is what sugar cubes do to a pool game

this is what sugar cubes do to a pool game

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pillmonkey

if you’re colour blind you won’t see a faint cunt.

if you’re colour blind you won’t see a faint cunt.