craig

2009

December 53
November 108
October 49
September 42
August 52
July 101
June 64
May 4
April 63
March 31
February 27
January 34

2008

December 2
November 8
October 13
September 21
August 102
July 198
June 129
May 196
April 52
March 12
February 57
January 35

2007

December 141
November 122
October 358
September 213
August 116
July 40
June 57
May 85
April 116
March 88
February 1
January
that silly Sarah Palin quote about god making animals out of meat so it’s ok to eat them;...
Nov 30th
“she was gorgeous . She had a daughter named sharna...
Nov 30th
thanks one-eyed willy!
Nov 30th
i like a chorus that goes “fuck cops, hate pigs!” i like death by stereo.
Nov 30th
look at these fuckin hipster jerkoffs.
Nov 30th
“My auntie wouldn’t let me blow.”...
Nov 30th
tumblklaat: (via buddhaspalm)
Nov 30th

my brother writes good vacation emails

“Our guide for the quiet two day cruise up the Mekong had the sort of broken english that...
Nov 30th
I think the next big craze will be a product, idea, cultural movement, or model that gains...
Nov 30th
“When are they going to bring out a new Police Acadamy...”
— wezzo man, good call. no one...
Nov 30th
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i found an old tape with a practice session of my first band. we would have been huge too but, you...
Nov 30th
anthony michael hall approves
Nov 30th
dtybywl: (via uuiuu) good look; Material’s bustin...
Nov 30th
bowfolk: waxandmilk: WHOEVER GAVE THIS THE GREENLIGHT:...
Nov 30th
ronworkman: mary1in: Rockmap (Click for Fullsize) you...
Nov 29th
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tech-no-lec-tro - d.d.d.d.d.d..
Nov 29th
bigfun: picapixels:Dropular - Media Bookmarking oh. duh!
Nov 29th
notice there are no Venn diagrams.. cuz those are kind of...
Nov 29th
(via planettampon) bill: i could read their thoughts ...
Nov 29th
SMITH ST LOCAL LAW 8 PARTY
Nov 29th
Nov 29th
An Australian double standard
Nov 29th
i stopped checking in and he turned into a band....
Nov 28th
you’ll never understand flute-rock
Nov 28th
it’s been a while. move the crowd.
Nov 28th
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britney spears
Nov 28th
cool overreaction
Nov 27th
“how good is it when she spills big m all on her tits??”
— BIG M 1976 AUSTRALIAN AD
Nov 27th
atom smasher
Nov 26th

Hey JB i know you love stickers and all...

cankerbloxxom: heuteund: (via deeza) This. This kills me on the inside. no one told you...
Nov 26th
my left thumb
Nov 26th
jareth is so highschool.
Nov 26th
shit what happens if i roll a zero?
Nov 26th
the larger hole in 7” records; what do you call them...
Nov 26th
planettampon: via xochk this show used to be a lot...
Nov 26th

reblog with the label on your pants

Princess Highway Jeans
Nov 25th
ASCII Art Farts - via @starsnostars
Nov 24th
i found my old microscope set which came with a test...
Nov 24th
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litter: Dead Kennedys - Too Drunk To Fuck Also see Barstool Mountain’s top 100 drinking songs...
Nov 24th
look at this fucking piece of mathematical archeology. no...
Nov 24th
i want superduper vinyl shrinker serving suggestion: 12” to 20c and 7” to 5c
Nov 24th
i need an old computer nearby.
Nov 24th
by jeff cummins; i’m assuming this jeff cummins.
Nov 24th
“do you know how i know children are smart? not one of them...”
— billy hickywicks
Nov 24th
muhaha
Nov 24th
we’d write to each other over cocktails
Nov 24th
this was an actual song we made: Fuck Jack Black you fucked...
Nov 24th
i used to carry notepads around with me
Nov 24th
Nov 24th
Nov 24th
still super stoked about this comment on my flickr - THANKZ...
Nov 23rd
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via Grimp0teuthis
Nov 23rd
this New Years, it’s Cocoroc.
Nov 23rd
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i only talk to models
Nov 21st
inothernews: Star Trek VI i take all holes by force
Nov 21st
Grackle68k - Twitter Application for Classic...
Nov 21st
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My Super Gay Version of Faith No More’s Epic
Nov 21st
is that what you’re wearing?
Nov 21st
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cook rice, you’re fed
Nov 20th
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Theme for The Dark Knight 2008.
Nov 18th
The Quadruple Drop: makes d’n’b mixes INTENSE.
Nov 18th
Colours have names
Nov 18th
marissa nystrom? yeah, i fucked her.
Nov 18th
RIP, continued source of hilarity.
Nov 17th
the DHT decentralized network means we don't...
Nov 16th
is your name michael diamond?
Nov 16th
“I’ll admit that stained sheets are an annoyance, but getting...”
— Why Men Should Learn To Like...
Nov 15th
can you speak cock?
Nov 14th
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off to the ballet
Nov 11th
People said his brain was infected by devils...
Nov 11th
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merlin: Helium - “Pat’s Trick” [1995] Ash. Fucking. Bowie. Look it up. fuckn Polvo,...
Nov 10th
The internet is killing storytelling
Nov 9th
me, every morning, if i’m up.
Nov 9th
Nov 9th
daily kate moss. in this one she looks confused; a little...
Nov 9th
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i’d like to submit this as Melbourne’s why must i cry.
Nov 9th
Fitzroy as a Piet Mondrian
Nov 9th
“Craig Childs is the king of the world, we’re just...”
— Mos Def,...
Nov 8th
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Hey, Tiny, who’s playing tonight? Jolly Green Giants, Shitty Beatles. The Shitty Beatles?...
Nov 8th
best comeback ever.
Nov 8th
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if i had my time again
Nov 8th
wait; i made it better.
Nov 8th
Greatest second in movie history.
Nov 8th
Nov 8th
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faaaaag
Nov 8th
brightredlemons: captainkirk: musicalirony: ...
Nov 8th

Dear Every Site That Paginates Articles

mikehudack: marco: I’m sure you split stories like this into two pages for a good reason: to...
Nov 8th
“People who love quotes have trouble thinking for themselves.”
— Albert Einstein
Nov 8th

how to come as bowie to any fancy dress

alphabet: Aladdin sane, Bowie, ch-ch-Changes, Diamond dogs, Earthling, Fame, Goblin king, Hunky...
Nov 5th
animal lombardo
Nov 4th
spectra: lorennnnn: I want to be someone’s exception...
Nov 4th
@joelsk_ makes a twitter shopping list
Nov 4th
turned my most recent likes into my header thanks to this...
Nov 4th
http://jesuisperdu.tumblr.com/ rarely any photos credited. and autoplay audio on the dashboard is...
Nov 3rd
Zach Johnsen’s longoing sketch [multiply this image by...
Nov 3rd
maybe the only video game based on a movie’s...
Nov 3rd
(via joshdivision) I told that idiot to slice my sandwich!
Nov 3rd
i noticed earlier some disco-shoe envy; so i felt like...
Nov 2nd
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richie begs us to watch Der Kommissar every time we’re super drunk and it’s always super...
Nov 2nd
p.s. wordboner.com
Nov 2nd
crumb on picasso
Nov 2nd
oh, someone bought my album.
Nov 2nd

from another Craig Childs via email:

“Hello from someone who shares your name, an awestruck author on the other side of the planet....
Nov 2nd
“i wanna fuck in a pile of glitter.”
— my arts and craft side
Nov 1st
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he’s a whore off big black’s songs about fucking.
Nov 1st
this is what sugar cubes do to a pool game
Nov 1st
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pillmonkey
Nov 1st
if you’re colour blind you won’t see a faint...
Nov 1st
“I am the coconut.”
— Stephen Malkmus
Nov 1st
acid walk
Nov 1st
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i have to watch this video every now and then.
Nov 1st
another gem from the band who killed racey - the meanies,...
Nov 1st
can’t get beef n pork out of my head.
Nov 1st
a record store i used to visit had a sense of humour. many...
Nov 1st
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rage against the machine - darkness of greed i’m probably showing my age now, but i bought...
Nov 1st
Nov 1st
Nov 1st
Nov 1st
the lion king dvd is awesome; games and a personality test that says i’m Timon. plus i...
Oct 31st
Oct 31st
(via sleeperisms) movember begins.
Oct 30th